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Finished his nap and is trying to play nice...

Just finished his milk and cookies... Now it's nap time!!!

has open dates still available in February, May and June of his comedy calendar...

Is making 5 alarm chili and will be lighting farts later tonight...

Please Read This!!!http://ping.fm/TDA3h

Laxative… It’s Not Just For Constipation Anymore!!!

Sometimes it's just for unloading a ration or two of built up shit on those who need an unloading on…

So let’s let the unloading begin…

I DON’T PLAY MAFIA GAMES… I DON’T PLAY FARMVILLE GAMES… I’m already an Italian living in Farmville… All you would be wise guys need to wise up… The computer is a tool… Facebook one of the tools in the box… They are not toys… If you need a toy to play with… Dial up some internet porn and and play with yourself… I don’t have the time or intention to play with you… So I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse… Don’ta aska me to playa and I won’ta take a you offa my frienda list… Capisca???

Next… I don’t really give a fuck about anyone’s pet causes and getting requests to join your cause is becoming a pet peeve… I don’t need any more pets… I’ve got three dogs, a cat and a wife… So the same rules apply… OK, I hope we all can understand that… But I doubt it… I think I’ll need to repost this once a month at least…

I had meant to say more… But finding this on the Internet…

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat/iowa-man-spells-out-wife's-birthday-message-in-manure_5415058

Has muted some of my fury… I hope I’ve got my point across… But I still can’t wait to shit on someone’s grave!!!

Have a nice day!!!