is thinking about trying his hand at writing a screenplay... For a porno movie...

Woody's open mic tonight, then starting another weekend on the road tomorrow... Comedy Caravan, Comedy Zone and Laffs Express...

is in the house watchin' "House"... And since laughter is the best medicine... Eileen and I are gonna play doctor...

9 days 'til pitchers and catchers...

Who Dat??? Who the fuck was dat trying to sing at halftime... Who???

is watching Eileen sort through piles of old photos to embarass her children with...

is heading to the VA Chiropractor this morning