Lambrusco, lasagna, meatballs, italian sausage, italian bread, salad, coffee and fuckin' canoli's... Ming-ya, that's eatin' Italian!!!

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Holiday Mess Stress

Holiday Mess Stress…

Ladies is the Holiday Mess of toys, wrapping paper and cookie crumbs causing stress in your relationship???

Is your spouse tired of toys between his toes as he pads to the refrigerator for midnight holiday snack of leftovers???

Why waste time cleaning a mess that will only reappear in minutes…

Guaranteed he’ll never even notice the toys strewn across the floor…

says it's time for Santa to take his reindeer for a walk in the pasture... Hope he doesn't step in any reindeer poop.

is amazed at the status updates of parents saying thier kids were still asleep... Who sleeps on Christmas???