The Anointing...

When we last left this story...

After finally attributing Eileen’s premonition of being meant to follow Route 21 north through Palmyra, NY for a reason to the “Anal Bong” jokes (If that’s what some people insisted on calling them) that we had been subjected to early that stormy night...

There in the middle of a deserted road, illuminated by a great flash of lightening Steve and Eileen now stood in the pouring rain holding strange tablets of ancient text...

A bright shaft of light like a spotlight from heaven shined upon three spirits now facing them in the road... Great torrents of rain continued to fall as the spirits of comedy gods Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison and George Carlin appeared to the weary and wet travelers...

Explaining that they held in their hands... The (Comedy) Book of (for) Moron(s)

They were to spread the “gospel” of good comedy... To comedy morons across the country... Told by the spirit of Carlin they were chosen by the anointing they had received by his High Priest of Comedy Ralph Tetta...

As graduates of the Tetta School of Comedy they had been anointed in strict Old Testament fashion... Just as the Old Testament High Priests dipped Hyssop into Holy Water to sprinkle those worshipping in the Temple...

Graduates of the Tetta School of Comedy, were anointed by the High Priest himself... As High Priest Tetta dipped Basil leaves into Holy Marinara Sauce to sprinkle upon his students the "Red Badge of Stage Courage" and pronounce them ready to follow their comedic dreams...

Next Opening The Ancient Text...

...To be continued